Montréal brainchild and infamous drunk dialer, Dups, has set up a phone number for you to call and leave your funniest St. Patrick's Day drunk dial. Dups came up with the idea a few years back while celebrating in Edmonton, Alberta. He started a competition with his friends where, with Dups as the judge, he would determine which of his friends was the drunkest. Word spread and now, four years later, it's gone public and global. In honor of this wonderfully green holiday, be sure to visit Dups Site. Just store the number in your cell phone, get drunk on Irish Car Bombs and give a dial. Saves you the trouble of calling up your ex.