Not to fear. Shrek and Dirty Dancing are not the only pieces of crap headed to a stage near you. Heck you might even be lucky enough to see Harry Potter's 'magic wand' or watch Katie Holmes suck as much on stage as she does on film. Here is a list from the NYTimes of this season's theatrical gambles. Some will hit, some will miss and some shouldn't have ever been considered. Take a gander.